I can't believe I did it

I signed up for one of the on-line dating services. I'm pretty ambivalent about the whole thing, but it will be worth it just to send that old Rascal a wink. The male gender doesn't have the market cornered on orneriness. I'm sure that he'll block me right away, but the money I spent will be worth it just for the anticipation of that little thrill of shock I might give him.