Just the facts

Yesterday the boss said to me, "We're having a staffing crisis." She had to work with just one other employee in the building for an hour. She must have forgotten that she regularly schedules only three staff members on Fridays or Saturdays (some of our busiest hours of operation) with the result of having only two employees in the building while lunches are taken for three hours. Hmmmm.................

So, let me get this straight, one hour for her is a crisis, three hours for her subordinates is just what you have to do to make a living. Did I mention that I get to take early retirement when I turn 55? I'm going to get one of those 5 year calendars and start checking off the days!