It's Monday, how can I tell, Mondayitis strikes again!

I just busted out a big belly laugh when I heard the boss called in sick on MONDAY again! Seriously, how can you be sick so many times on Monday? My next reaction was saying, "Well, at least this will make good blogger flodder." What I meant to say was fodder, but flodder seemed to fit well for blogger fodder until I looked it up on urbandictionary.com. Flodder is already in use.

flodder

The staff member whose job it is to fend off your complaint (or other enquiry), and make sure you don't waste any management time. From the initials of "first line of defense".

Synonyms: flodbod, flodperson.

The verb is "to flod".

Took me ten minutes to get past the flodder at the front desk.