Hallelujah! The missing cat, Louise, has been found and returned to her home. Good! I thought, the moaning and groaning and teeth gnashing will stop.  But you can't stop the incessant flow of unsolicited one way conversation (boss blather). I've now  heard  her tell the miraculous rescue story (via animal trap)  in excruciating detail four times, and I've only been at work for an hour!

LMAO, she just went home sick again. She said she's sick from the relief from stress of looking for her cat. Seriously, that's what she said.