How do you tell it's Monday...?

why when the boss calls in sick of course! I wonder what she'll do the Monday that I've asked off as a vacation day. She'll probably arrange a floater so she can keep her options open for a another three day weekend. It must be a very comfortable feeling to know that you can take as many three day weekends as you want with no immediate supervisor even paying attention. Meanwhile I get to do her work and mine for my substantially lower rate of pay! Interesting that I didn't even feel angry about it today. I guess it's just becoming so expected that I'm almost surprised on the Mondays that she does show up. Although, it was a bitter pill to swallow to read the all staff email from her today reminding us to pay attention to detail and to be punctual. Grrrrrrrr............